May 2013
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I’m freaking out so bad that I’m hyperventilating and crying and I’m pretty sure I’m going to throw up soon and the worst part is I have absolutely no idea why this is happening which makes it even scarier
vibesflint:
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
delightfully-bitchy:
*whispers* Pomp and Circumstance
*distant band kids screaming in pain*
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I hope Ree feels better tomorrow cause I really want her to come over ;u;
the-psychotic-biotic:
people tell me sometimes “I don’t message you first because i’m afraid you’re doing something and i’m bothering you” like i’m online i’m probably looking at pictures of dogs do you really think i’m doing something important
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abomasnow:
do she got the booty?
she don’t
IMPORTANT
theuppitynegras:
thecommandertoast:
ofmagicandice:
So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
DON’T
OPEN
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript.
SIGNAL BOOST
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
stevebrule:
do she got the booty?
she dooooooooooo
galacticdad:
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
put a ship in my ask
askboxmemes:
vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell
teendisasterr:
i wish i was one of those girls who thought they were ugly but are actually really pretty but instead i’m one of those girls who thinks they’re ugly and is actually ugly
lakidaa:
drparisa:
people who like my OCs
people who know who my OCs are
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stormgale:
(◕‿◕✿) ah someone reblogged my post…
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) //goes to their page to look at the tags
fuckinq:
sexcake:
does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
me but it’s never an accident
spiritbear:
my eyes just welled up with tears omg
that’s mark patting martin
look at martins face i
supremesaltine:
live footage from ouran academy
romulusthread:
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
sweaters that are several sizes too big
wearing sweaters that are several sizes too big
whacking people in the face with the sleeves
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So I have an irrational fear of talking to men on the phone (or talking to men in general) and my band director called me and I let it go to voicemail and I spent ten minute noping about calling him back and then I did and now I have a part in the pit orchestra for the summer performance of Footloose go me
shinzoku:
“Hello my name is Yuki Amaterasu and I am a white tiger neko host nyaaaa~ My boyfriend is Keypi and he likes my red-blue-green-neon-violet eyes that always change color with my mood, nyaaaaa!”
scRMAEAMS
videogameboyfriends:
Friendship is chasing after your friend with a bag of puke while screaming ‘LOOK AT MY VOMIT, GAVIN. LOOK AT IT’ and then proceeding to gag in unison.
undercover-witch:
microcroft:
urban legends (◠‿◠✿)
scary stories (◕ω◕✿)
creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧
paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
kenfucky:
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
people-should-all-be-onions:
mydarlingangelgabriel:
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE
#why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post
superwholock-stuck:
MY BUS STOPPED AT A CROSSROADS ON GABRIEL STRT AND I WAS LISTENING TO CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON THEN I LOOKED TO MY RIGHT AND THERE WAS A MOTHER FUCKING 67 CHEVY IMPALA I THINK I ACCIDENTLY SUMMONED A WINCHESTER
oohtheyhavenibbles:
bonesbuckleup:
So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
msjewbooty:
“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny
shinzoku:
I made Kaley keychains today.
YES THEY’RE ADORABLE AND I LOVE THEN SO MUCH
drarna:
“i’m okay with gay people but i don’t think bisexuality is a real thing”
graysea:
Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport
old sport
that-disney-blog:
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
shestag:
goldshirts-tightpants:
little-goose:
Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas
I mean really
I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.
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