after being in the hetalia fandom for a couple of...
turtlesinadishwasher: I’m really surprised to have never seen someone make a Canada OC well actually i’m even more surprised Hima himself hasn’t designed Canada yet you’d think he would have shown up by now :T
TIME FOR BED
THE ORIGIN OF MARCH ERIDAN:
seerofsarcasm: Last year the Homestuck calendar featured a picture of Eridan crossdressing (NOT GENDERBENT, for all those coplayers out there who think they don’t have to bind) for the month of March. Thus March Eridan was born. Reblog this so all your followers can stop asking you what the fuck March Eridan is.
Just a quick rant post, keep scrolling. I hate it that my brother and I don’t look alike. Do you know how many times we’ve been mistaken as a couple? I went to a con and an Italy cosplayer got a whole table of girls to start cooing about how adorable we were together. Before I really made friends at my new school, I hung out with Zac a lot because I knew him. People thought, and...
manwithpenis: Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but...
spacegroceries: why did i divide sin by tan? just cos
adolfphin: wtf why isnt life like animal crossing
I'll answer honestly.
† Your religious Views?
@ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
# Relationship with your father?
$ Relationship with your mother?
% Who is your most loved person?
^ Have you ever been bullied?
& What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
* What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
+ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
¤ Had your heart broken?
© Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
¶ Who do you miss the most?
§ Have you ever attempted suicide?
! Share a secret?
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum forgets his keys are in his back pocket and sits down really hard.
kattyfox: spatsula: dreamcreek: meeya87: chrisaravena: mad-e-b: 1612th: a living example of the American education system’s success …is she real? Is this bitch for real? quit cussing and go crack open a fucking book you IDIOT OTL /sob … no she has the same birthday as me NOOOO NO GOD WHY WHY WHHHHYYYYY …Lol I don’t want to live on this planet anymore…
Anonymous asked: Suddenly, after a long night of partying, you wake up in a dog's bed next to a Pichu and a naked mole rat.
Leave a scenario in my Askbox and I'll tell you... →
seerofsarcasm: ichronoclast: wollipyos: m4ge: notreallykira: greengrey: vanboobsenstein: speakgirl: weirdsociology: dazaibrosamu: fluxcapacitoppar: autumn-and-eve: rosemannequin: homorobotica: fraudstory: richwhitelesbian: i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the...
himapapaftw: if rick santorum becomes president i’m hightailing my ass to canada who’s with me My mom already said she’d drop our citizenship and become Canadians. Ahahaha.
What if Hussie had a kid
gener8: gener8: sassy-lesbian-jade: Hello!!! So Gener8 and I are feeling super generous so we are wanting to hold a giveaway of any Homestuck merchandise from TopatoCO or WhatPumpkin (Excluding Hoodies and Books)!!! And obviously there has to be rules :I p annoying. Reblog as many times as you want idc lol you must be following either sassy-lesbian-jade (me) and gener8 which isnt too...
When you realize you are 18 years old having smut...
EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
riningear: there-is-no-pumpkin: Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
fuckyeahandi: theimportanceofbeingernest: what-is-this-i-dont-even: I did not expect any of the things that just happened. Watch this. …I was not prepared for that…
reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
cancerously: elasticitymudflap: ((Tablet reminds me to inform you to check your local library for the history of ‘The Dance of many Sex Butts’, it’s a thrilling tale.)) SCREAMS
Anonymous asked: You punk.
Anonymous asked: Oh, I am dandy as always! *pokes* and how is the dearest Keiru?
REBLOG IF YOU WANT LOVE LETTERS IN YOUR IN BOX NOW
striderkind: iamthemageofhope: hey human I like your scarf it reminds me of someone omg
dirksexualityerasure: :33< listen here you cumslut
Next Homestuck update.
KT: watch the next update just be like
hussie with his face smooshed to the fourth wall
Everyone’s freaking out over the update and I just Don’t care, I guess? I mean, I understand that this is an important plot advancement. I mean, another troll was just revealed! I understand that the Condesce is big shit in the homestuck fandom But… I dunno, I don’t see what the big deal is o3o
starspangledbandit: Didn’t think I’d see you...
I'm getting all of these creepy messages on...
A guy just asked me if I want to see his cock…